Actually, more to the point: Why would you?
As I’ve mentioned on several occasions, in a perfect world my closet would be filled with Giorgio Armani. But, my closet would not literally include Giorgio. Well not in the flesh obviously because he’s probably too busy to hang in my closet (think about this hilarious joke for a second). . .but not like this either.
The dress is simply way, waaaay too much Giorgio. Maybe if someone were paid to do his publicity it might work, but I really don’t see any other justifiable explanation.